Thursday, March 18, 2010

Martian Natural Spring Water

Perfected by millions of years of galactic evolution and untouched by human civilization, this brand of natural water originates from the pristine southern polar cap on the Red Planet. The water is sourced from a subterranean spring underneath the Brackett Glacier, where it is naturally filtered through a 12,000-foot-deep crevice of Aresian ice. Harvested and transported with the latest environmental technologies, Martian Natural Spring Water is the most salubrious liquid available on Earth.

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